Here’s my latest creation of humorous climbing apparel:
You can get your own via cafepress.
I have another design I’m working on. More of a trad climbing shirt, with sexual innuendo 
Look for that to show up in the next few weeks.
Another Jeff Murdoch invention:
Jeff: “Ok, maybe I can help you. You know jelly wrestling?”
Steve: “Jelly wrestling?”
Jeff: “Which is basically jelly with women wrestling in it.”
Steve: “We’re familiar with the concept yes.”
Jeff: “Ok, well, think about this afterwards, after the wrestling. What happens to the jelly?”
Steve: “The jelly.”
Jeff: “Because you could sell that. That… is a missed opportunity. You could bottle and sell it.”
Steve: “Ok.”
Jeff: “You’d take the women out first, obviously.”
Steve: “Good.”
Jeff: “There’d just be a hint.”
Steve: “Are you in any way moving in the direction of relevance?”
Jeff: “Relevance? Steve, do you realize what I just invented? Porn Jelly. The human races’ two most favorite things meet at last. In dessert form.”
Steve: “Jeff!”
Jeff: “There’s a lot of lonely people out there Steve. What do lonely people enjoy? Puddings and porn. Now, for all your needs, pudding porn. It’s a girlfriend in a jar except it’s jelly.”
This comedic excerpt brought to you by Coupling.
How do you retaliate against those annoying neighbors? How about a CD full of revenge:
“A great way to get back at those noisy neighbors! Give them a taste of their own medicine with any one of these 20 ear-splitting sound effect tracks. Anyone who’s ever lived in an apartment will really appreciate this hilarious CD! Earplugs supplied for your listening pleasure. Imported from France.
Tracks include: 1) Drill; 2) Party (At Least 200 People); 3) Orgasm (Outstanding); 4) Train; 5) Drum (Played by a Child); 6) Inhuman Screams; 7) Walking (High Heels); 8 ) Domestic Squabble; 9) Doors Banging; 10) Bowling; 11) Unhappy Dog; 12) Practicing Scales (Violin); 13) Traffic Jam; 14) Garbage Truck; 15) Newborn; 16) Phone Ringing; 17) Ball Game; 18) Pigeons; 19) Spring Cleaning; and 20) Cock-a-Doodle-Doo!”
1. Download this xml file
2. Open eclipse
3. Open preferences (Windows -> Preferences)
4. Expand Java, expand Editor, select Templates
5. Select Import and import the file from Step 1
6. Create a .java file, type “boobs” then CTRL-Space
7. ???
8. Profit
