The infamous Misty Murphy posted a picture of a cafepress climbing shirt I designed. I’m honored 
Hey Misty, you might like this shirt too:
Check out more pictures of shirts I’ve designed.
This picture of my awesome girlfriend Erin, pretty much sums up the summer life of a teacher…
The full story however doesn’t end there….
Kiddy pool from Fry’s: $7
Two blocks ice from QT: $3.50
Massage after getting a sore neck from cramming yourself into a kiddy pool for a couple hours: $65
Telling your friends you can’t climb because you injured your neck in a kiddy pool: PRICELESS!
My poor blog, it gets so little love. Today I give you back your old wordpress theme, elegant grunge (with some modifications of course) and a picture of Flat Stanley helping me at work today.
Photo taken with my brand spanking new Canon 40D with a 50mm f/1.4 prime =)
I’m usually not one to talk about how awesome I am, or brag about any of my crazy adventures. Even if someone else starts tooting my horn, I’ll usually play it off with “nah… it wasn’t all that.” Well today I’m going to forget about that because according to the Up My Own Ass blog I am a badass mofo. Here’s a little quote from the post:
I wonder if he is one of those guys that you get into a fight with at a bar, and you know you are screwed after the first punch when you land it squarly in his face and he just starts laughing… and then you piss your pants.
The whole thing is hilarious and I ASSURE you it is completely and honestly 47% true. Click here to check out the whole post.
I love xkcd. This geeky comic almost never fails to bring a smile to my face. But every now and then the comic is so abstract and cryptic that I have no clue what they’re talking about. This strip in particular had me scratching my head until i found this post by Jenner on the xkcd forums:
Examples of Bel-air vs Reverse Bel-air is as so:
Bel-air:
I ate some pretty bad food at this really dingy diner last night and I think I may have gotten food poisoning. I’ve been up all night with a stomach ache and lets say nothing about what’s been going on below that. I just don’t understand /b/, what should I do? I mean, it wasn’t like I ate that much of it. I just got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said you’re moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air.Reverse Bel-air:
Now this is a story all about how my life got flip-turned upside down and I’d like to take a minute just sit right there I’ll tell you how I got arrested for soliciting a minor while just waiting for my nephew to get out of elementary school with my stereo blaring. It’s tragic really, serve and protect my butt.As you can see, the Bel-air melds the song into the end of the conversation, and you suddenly realize they’re singing Fresh Prince. Whereas the reverse starts with Fresh Prince and then merges in the relevant conversation.
Let’s say you have an awesome parking spot. Maybe not as cool as the parking spots we have at OpenRain, but a good one nonetheless.
What do you do if someone else jacks your spot? Leave them a nice, passive aggressive, note for them:
Worked for me!
Are you wanting to develop rock hard abs? Is the lack of a six pack impeding on your ability to attract members of the opposite sex? Is most exercise you get on a daily bases coming from your Wii? If you’ve answered “YES!” to any of these questions, the Wii Sports Ab Workout might be your road to success.
Follow these easy steps to get started with the Wii Sports Ab Workout:
Step #1: Load up Wii Sports and start a round of boxing.
Step #2: Hold the Wiimote with the toes on your right foot (If you cannot hold the Wiimote between your toes, you may consider attaching them to your feet, or a pair of sandals, using medical tape).
Step #3: Hold the Nunchuck with the toes on your left foot.
Step #4: Lay on the floor.
Step #5: BOX!
Note: you cannot use your arms/elbows to prop yourself up! It will require the use of your abs if you want to watch the screen.
For an extra bonus, play with a friend! The shear hilarity of the experience will make surely make you laugh until tears roll down your cheeks and thus increase the burn to your abdomen even further!
