Dear Apple,
Thank you for releasing a super cool new ipod nano. It looks and feels super sweet. I just have one question: why the fuck did you have to change the way it charges? You have just made your new ipod incompatible with the huge collection of ipod accessories currently on the market. You should have packaged it with a jar a vaseline to ease the pain of the ass raping.
Love, Ben

So it turns out that the new 4th generation iPod Nano changed the way it charges. I’m not exactly sure how, but according to the apple forums it’s something to do with “12V Firewire and 5V USB charging change of spec” and is not something that will be fixed via a simple software upgrade. If you’re in the same boat as me and are looking for a less anal-rape-version of repurchasing all your accessories that no longer work, check out the Scosche Charging Adapter. Now, I haven’t actually tested this thing out yet… I just ordered it. For 30 bucks I’m definitely giving it a shot, because I’m not gay.

UPDATE: It works! The only real complaint I have about it is it makes the iPod stick way out of the dock for iPod speaker systems. I’m a little worried it’ll get bumped and something will snap off.