disjoint thoughts

My brother is HILARIOUS. He just posted this on craigslist. I’ve copied and pasted its entirety here for your enjoyment:

I have your sock – m4w – 21 (Virginia beach )
Reply to: pers-959033780@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-12-15, 3:16PM EST

I had just drove home for a quick bite to each while my laundry was In the drier at the local laundry mat. To my surprize when I returned 30 minutes latter my mix of whites and darks were not dry and hot to the touch.

This was very odd to me since I have laundry down to a science. never has the large style drier failed to leave my weekly laundry dry and almost to hot to touch after 30 minutes. No worries though it was dry enough and I had things to do.

As I unloaded the drier I was shocked to find your colorfull sock in with my mix of laundry. Now I know it was not in the drier before as I check these thing ever since i ruined all my white shirts when they got dried with chap stick.

It all makes sense now why my weekly wash was not as dry as it should have been. I’m guessing you threw your laundy in with mine and while removing it the lone sock got left behind. I don’t blame you for putting your wash in with mine. I’m sure you were impressed with the handfull of drier sheets I had thrown In there.

After showing the sock to many of my friends, yes I currently have the missing sock in my pocket. I come to relize that you are female and must have cute small feet. I also know as I’m sure you do having a missing sock is just a pain. A colorfull sock like this can not be paired up with any run of the mill white sock.

Maybe you thought I was cute and left the sock behind so we could someday meet ? Maybe you want a friend to do laundy with ? Whatever the case may be I would love to buy you dinner and return your missing sock.

You’re a riot Jason. Hope you get that sock back to its owner.