I’m usually not one to talk about how awesome I am, or brag about any of my crazy adventures. Even if someone else starts tooting my horn, I’ll usually play it off with “nah… it wasn’t all that.” Well today I’m going to forget about that because according to the Up My Own Ass blog I am a badass mofo. Here’s a little quote from the post:

I wonder if he is one of those guys that you get into a fight with at a bar, and you know you are screwed after the first punch when you land it squarly in his face and he just starts laughing… and then you piss your pants.

The whole thing is hilarious and I ASSURE you it is completely and honestly 47% true. Click here to check out the whole post.