Another Jeff Murdoch invention:

Jeff: “Ok, maybe I can help you. You know jelly wrestling?”
Steve: “Jelly wrestling?”
Jeff: “Which is basically jelly with women wrestling in it.”
Steve: “We’re familiar with the concept yes.”
Jeff: “Ok, well, think about this afterwards, after the wrestling. What happens to the jelly?”
Steve: “The jelly.”
Jeff: “Because you could sell that. That… is a missed opportunity. You could bottle and sell it.”
Steve: “Ok.”
Jeff: “You’d take the women out first, obviously.”
Steve: “Good.”
Jeff: “There’d just be a hint.”
Steve: “Are you in any way moving in the direction of relevance?”
Jeff: “Relevance? Steve, do you realize what I just invented? Porn Jelly. The human races’ two most favorite things meet at last. In dessert form.”
Steve: “Jeff!”
Jeff: “There’s a lot of lonely people out there Steve. What do lonely people enjoy? Puddings and porn. Now, for all your needs, pudding porn. It’s a girlfriend in a jar except it’s jelly.”

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